when u read diz im sure dat u wil smile even u dun even realize dat u r smiling..i bet u..if u wan to make urself realize then juz read diz in front of mirror okay???
* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
* To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
* Married men live longer than single men.
But married men are a lot more willing to die.
* Any married man should forget his mistakes.
No sense two people remembering the same thing.
* Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
*A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
* A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
dats sweet huh?
*credit to S.H.E.R.Y.L.*